What I Learned on TV This Week

9 04 2007

Wesley Snipes is badly in need of work, apparently. He’s doing late night infomercials for Total Gym. Can Blade 4 be far behind?

Tribal tattoos look idiotic, no matter where on your body you get them.

Turles make the best TV commercial spokesmodels ever.

There now exists a miracle spring water that can heal all afflictions. But only if you’re a Christian.

Nuns have absolutely no on-screen presence.

I need to start sleeping at night.