Wesley Snipes is badly in need of work, apparently. He’s doing late night infomercials for Total Gym. Can Blade 4 be far behind?
Tribal tattoos look idiotic, no matter where on your body you get them.
Turles make the best TV commercial spokesmodels ever.
There now exists a miracle spring water that can heal all afflictions. But only if you’re a Christian.
Nuns have absolutely no on-screen presence.
I need to start sleeping at night.
You sir, are brilliant. Why you are brilliant, I do not know. But you most certainly are it. Brilliant that is.
–Adam
clearly, sir, you’ve forgotten about the flying nun, who had both screen presence and was quite photogenic.