Congrats, America, not only are you getting fatter than ever, you're also paying even more for it.—
Blandy Buchanan (@BlandyGB) April 06, 2011
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Congrats, America, not only are you getting fatter than ever, you're also paying even more for it.—
Blandy Buchanan (@BlandyGB) April 06, 2011
An email I received today:
GEOFFREY PECOVER and ANDREW OWENS v. ELECTRONIC ARTS INC.
U.S. District Court (N.D. Cal. – Oakland Div.)
Case No. 08-cv-02820 CWIf You Purchased Certain Electronic Arts Brand Football Video Games
Between January 1, 2005 to the Present
You May Be a Class Member.Membership as a class member in the Electronic Arts Litigation is the result of a lawsuit filed in the U.S. District Court, Northern District of California, Oakland Division (Case No. 08-cv-02820 CW).
What Is This Class Action About?
The class action lawsuit alleges violations of California’s antitrust and consumer protection laws in connection with the sale of certain football video games. Plaintiffs, purchasers of Electronic Arts’ football video games, claim that Defendant Electronic Arts entered into a series of exclusive licenses with the National Football League (NFL), National Football League Players’ Association (NFLPA), National Collegiate Athletics Association (NCAA), and Arena Football League (AFL), which Plaintiffs claim foreclosed competition in an alleged football video game market. Plaintiffs allege that this series of exclusive licenses caused customers who purchased certain football video games to be overcharged.
Defendant Electronic Arts has denied any liability and all allegations of misconduct. The Court has not decided whether the Defendants did anything wrong, and this Notice is not an expression of any opinion by the Court about the merits of any of the claims or defenses asserted by any party to this litigation.Who Are Class Members?
The Class includes all persons who, during the period January 1, 2005 to the present, purchased the Madden NFL, NCAA Football, or Arena Football League brand video games published by Electronic Arts with a release date of January 1, 2005 to the present. Excluded from the class are purchasers of software for mobile devices, persons purchasing directly from Electronic Arts, persons purchasing used copies of the relevant football video games, and Electronic Arts’ employees, officers, directors, legal representatives, and wholly or partly owned subsidiaries or affiliated companies.What Should I Do? (Getting Further Information)
If you believe that you may be a class member (see above “Who Are Class Members”), you should get more detailed information about the class action and its potential effect on you and your rights. Further information can be obtained by going to the following website: www.easportslitigation.com. Additional information about the lawsuit may be obtained from Plaintiffs’ Counsel website at www.hbsslaw.com, or by calling Plaintiffs’ Counsel at 1-206-623-7292.To Remain a Class Member
If you are a class member and you do nothing, you will be bound by the court’s rulings in the lawsuit, including any final Settlement or Judgment.To Exclude Yourself from the Class
(Deadline to Request Exclusion: June 25, 2011)
If you are a class member and you want to exclude yourself from the class and keep your right to sue Defendant, you must take further action before June 25, 2011. By that date, you must request exclusion in writing to this address:
Electronic Arts Litigation Exclusion
P.O. Box 8090
San Rafael CA 94912-8090Or submit a request for exclusion electronically at the following website: www.easportslitigation.com
For further information about excluding yourself from the class go to the following website:
www.easportslitigation.comPlease do not telephone or address inquiries to the Court.
April 6, 2011. By Order of the U.S. District Court (N.D. Cal. – Oakland Div.).
When I first opened this email, I figured the current NFL Player’s Association (NFLPA) lawsuit was somehow connected, but there’s no mention of that. It seems that certain greedy gamers have imagined some overcharging slight against them, caused by the exclusive deals that EA Sports acquired years ago. The fact is that all Madden, NCAA, and Arena football games that EA has released since then have still been the same price as any other video game released for its respective console. So if they want to sue EA Sports for this, they’d have to sue every game publisher out there that has charged 60 bucks for a new PS3 game.
The only possible argument (and this is a huge stretch) is that 2K Sports released their last NFL football game before the exclusive license at the low price of 20 dollars. That particular incident is a large part of what prompted the deal between the NFL and EA to begin with.
Granted, EA has done its share of shady things in the past. Attempting to acquire a large share of Rockstar Games’ stock (and being denied) right before the release of Grand Theft Auto IV would be a big example. However, I see no wrongdoing on their part in this situation. Even as far as the exclusive licenses themselves, the NFL was the one that put the offer out there. EA just snapped it up because like any business, they’re trying to make money.
Also, I’m not exactly a fan of their sports games in general. I did buy Maddens ’07 and ’11, trying to give them another chance, but the dip in quality and raise in complexity that has been happening for at least a decade still turns me off. If I want to play a football game, I want to play a football game, not a fantasy draft, salary cap, and/or stadium management game. I just want to throw the ball to receivers, sack the QB (Michael Vick in particular), etc. I wish they’d bring NFL Blitz back. But anyhoo….
I have opted out of being included in the class, and I encourage anyone else who received this email and is not a greedy douchebag to do the same.
*another paper for class*


In The Outliers: The Story of Success, Malcolm Gladwell presents the idea that there is no “self-made man” and that the biggest successes in the world did not rise from nothing. He presents cases such as The Beatles, Bill Gates, and John Rockefeller as evidence. In his findings, legacy and opportunity are more crucial to success than talent and hard work. Hard work does play a role, but only for those who already have a distinct advantage over others.
First of all, let’s get one thing clear: Gladwell is not a scientist. He is not a sociologist, an economist, or a psychologist. He is a journalist. The field of journalism seems to be allowed to have the most bias of any today. Journalism isn’t required to present every bit of data, particularly that which doesn’t support the conclusion one hopes to achieve. If a journalist sees a problem in an institution, he is allowed to suggest a fix without bothering to figure out if the fix is feasible or suggest a way to go about it. Gladwell’s conclusions, most of which seem obvious to me, and I’m neither a scientist nor a journalist, are based on small bits of anecdotal evidence that he’s cherry-picked to support his worldview.
Early on, Gladwell presents the scenario of youth hockey leagues in Canada. The sport is played in the winter, so those boys born between January and March have a distinct advantage over those born in October. There is a wide gap in physical maturity there for 9-10 year old boys, and the older ones tend to play better and have a better shot at getting noticed by the higher level youth leagues and later the National Hockey League. Therefore, however talented a kid born 10 months later might be, he might not be developed enough to play at the same level and has a disadvantage caused by accident of birth (Gladwell, 2008, Chapter 1). This would seem to be obvious to anyone who played sports at a young age, particularly in my case as I had a summer birthday and most school sports are played during the school year. The kids playing soccer who had birthdays in September and October had a physical advantage over me. Plus I lacked any talent whatsoever, but Gladwell seems to almost throw talent out the window throughout his writing.
Along with sports, Gladwell presents the case of schools and emotional/mental maturity. Someone like me supposedly had a disadvantage by being younger than most of my classmates of the same grade. Never mind test scores (which I tended to do very well on) or study habits (which I’m not always so great on), I apparently had a disadvantage compared to others because I was born in late July, according to Gladwell. His suggested solution to this problem is to have a staggered school year, so that those born in the summer, for example, would actually start their school year in the summer. He also offers the same suggestion for youth hockey leagues, having two or three of them based on month of birth. He goes on to say that “It would be a little more complicated administratively. But it wouldn’t necessarily cost that much more money…” (Gladwell, 2008, Chapter 1).
I’m not sure if Gladwell ever played sports or actually looked at how education systems work or the funding of said systems, but this would actually be a logistical and financial nightmare. Many public school systems are understaffed and underfunded, and many taxpayers would be hard-pressed to want to pay more than they already do. Take a look at the high school in the rural area of Lake Crystal, MN. For many years, the high school was in an old, rundown building badly in need of repairs and more funding. Referendum after referendum was introduced for years, from prior to when I attended to several years after I graduated, and was voted down because there weren’t enough people willing to pay the tax increase. Now tell them they need to pay for the increase in facilities and staff to have three different groups of each grade level. The only scenario in which his suggestion might be feasible is in expensive private schools. Parents of those students are already willing to pay a lot of money for their children’s education, and could probably be convinced to pay more if it would help them do even better. The problem there is, that further separates the low and middle classes from the upper class in advantage from a young age. This solution also doesn’t work in the case of sports because some sports shouldn’t be played year round, especially given the area they are played in. Try having a track meet in the middle of January in Minnesota, or have a bunch of kids put on football equipment in June in Mississippi and play for four quarters. But again, Gladwell doesn’t actually have to present anything that goes against his conclusions, because he’s a journalist, not a scientist or any other kind of researcher that is required to present all the data. Even supervisors and managers in any kind of business need to be able to offer a reasonable solution to a problem, and they need to be able to back it up with how to go about it feasibly (Leonard, 2010, pp. 150-175).
One of his most obvious conclusions is that mastering a skill takes a lot of work. I mean a LOT. It supposedly takes 10,000 hours of practice to master anything. Really, Gladwell? Almost no one can just pick up a guitar and start playing like Jimi Hendrix after a little bit of tinkering? Get the New York Times on the line, because everyone needs to know this. Not only does someone need the hours of practice required to become a Jimi Hendrix or Bill Gates, they need the opportunity. In Gates’ case he only got the chance get as much programming experience he did because he happened to end up going to a forward-thinking private school that actually had access to a time-share computer in the late 1960’s and a community that was willing to fund said access. That kind of access at that time was almost unheard of, especially in a high school setting. His practice there led him to other opportunities to practice, and so on, and now everyone is using Microsoft products. Gladwell’s conclusion from this is success is as much based on opportunity as skill and work ethic (Gladwell, 2008, Chapter 2). Again, get the New York Times on the phone….
I get why this book has gotten the attention it has. In a time where most people in our country are glued to either CNN or Fox News, and Al Gore is lauded with praise for An Inconvenient Truth (ironically for the fact that it only includes data that conveniently fits what Gore wants to say), this kind of biased “research” is the norm as far as public consumption goes. For anyone who can look at a situation objectively and actually knows a little bit of how the world works (and came to the same obvious conclusions of skill vs. opportunity years ago) or what they are talking about (school systems and sports programs), however, this book should be discarded as the trash it is.
References
Gladwell, M. (2008). Outliers: The story of success [Kindle version]. Retrieved from Amazon.com
Leonard, E. (2010). Supervision: Concepts and practices of management. Mason, Ohio: South-Western Cengage Learning.
The weight loss semi-competition started this week, and since I could only get Twitter friends to join in, the above was the best name for it we came up with. If anyone reading this has a better one, feel free to suggest.
Going well so far. P90X is kicking my ass even more now than it did when I originally tried it back in November. I may need to start buying their recovery drink again, as not having it now seems to make a huge difference the day after a hard workout. I also finally broke down and started buying vegetables, starting with carrots. Turns out they’re not so bad, at least with a light ranch dressing to dip them in. Celery might be next, but let’s do baby steps.
Initial weigh in on Jan 3rd: 263 lbs. I’ll be weighing in once every week or so and of course I’ll update this at the same time. At some point I may even post the “before” picture, so there’ll be more of a comparison when I post an “after” in 12 weeks.
Some of my friends and I are starting a Biggest Loser competition, kinda like the one on TV. Except not really, because this is without personal trainers and the only real prize is a healthier body and bragging rights. That’s more than enough incentive for me, though.
Your method of losing weight/getting in shape can be whatever you choose. I’m doing P90X, someone else is doing the Xbox Kinect fitness games, and others have their own thing.
It starts January 3rd and will be running for 3 months. If you want to join in, comment here or message me on Facebook. I’ll put the link to my page just in case for some reason you can’t find a guy named “Blandy Buchanan” on FB. All progress updates that I get will be posted here on a weekly basis.
As mentioned previously, I’ve started doing the P90X workout. With a few minor delays (like hyper-extending my leg at the end of week one), I’m approaching the end of week two. This shit is kicking my ass, sometimes literally in a couple of the exercises. But yesterday morning I noticed that I went down a belt notch, and there’s still a little looseness there as of today. Fantastic. The effect of that moment on me, psychologically, is that even though the workout is still hard as hell to get through, it makes it much easier to get started on it again the next day.
It also makes me want to keep up with the nutrition plan, even though I really miss Popeye’s, Smashburger, etc. In case you’re wondering, no the nutrition plan isn’t all wheatgrass and bean curd (whatever that is). A couple days ago I had scrambled egg whites with some grilled and diced chicken and a bit of mozzarella. It was damn good. So that’s another positive: P90X is forcing me to learn how to cook something other than toast.
I have about 13 weeks left in the program, and I plan on posting more updates as I go. I’d post a picture from before I started, but no one wants that.
As you might notice, there are a couple of new additions to the site there on the right. Yes, I now have banner ads. But I wouldn’t have them if they weren’t for things that I believe in and support.
First up is the Video Game Voter’s Network. It’s a non-profit that seeks to educate people on what’s going on with video games and politics, and tries to get people to speak out to politicians in order keep restrictions from being placed on what kind of games can be made and/or sold.
The second one is for a workout program that I started about a week and a half ago named P90X. You may have seen their infomercials. Again, I wouldn’t put this up if it weren’t something I didn’t believe in and support. I’m already seeing results after a week and a half, and I was dangerously close to being that guy you see waddling into Wendy’s to order a Baconator before. Or to put it another way, I was becoming my own Awful Nude. (hey, the name of the site might actually make sense now) I don’t want to be That Guy. Do you? No? Do us both a favor and click that link.
Wicked Lasers is releasing a hand-held laser device that can do irreparable damage to a person’s eyes. Yes, we’ve seen that sort of thing before. But this one can also burn skin, and looks like a lightsaber handle, which makes it 100x cooler.
Possible (but not advisable) uses for the Spyder III laser:
DIY Lasik surgery
tattoo removal
shaving
This is more of a personal rule for me than one for everyone who’s been to Iraq. In fact, it seems like every time I’m on a plane with other guys in uniform, there’s always one sitting near me talking about it to another passenger for the entire flight. Whether I’m in uniform or not, though, as soon as I’m away from this godforsaken place I don’t really want to think or talk about it much. Part of the reason is a particular question that tends to come up, usually from people I barely know or met 30 seconds beforehand.
Actual conversation from back in 2004, when I was home on leave during my first tour and buying a laptop:
Best Buy Employee: So, would you like the service plan?
Me: No thanks, I might not even be around here again before it expires.
BBE: Oh, traveling? Will there be another Best Buy near you?
Me: Uh, no….I’ll be in Iraq.
BBE: Oh, okay.
Me: Yeah, I’m just home from there on leave.
(pause)
BBE: So, have you killed anyone?
Me: ……
This question is rather personal and somewhat verboten in general, even among people close to someone in the military. So when it comes up from a complete stranger, it irks me more than a little, as you might imagine. I realize Best Buy employees might need some distraction from the soul sucking experience that working there must be, but seriously….this isn’t the way to go about it.
And speaking of traveling in uniform, it always ends up rather awkward for me. Every few minutes someone is coming up and wanting to shake my hand and thank me. I really do appreciate it, but I never really know how to respond and end up just looking awkward and staying quiet.
I don’t mind you buying me beer, though. Keep ‘em coming. You’re a Great American.
Actually I got back about a week ago, but let’s not mince words. Some movies that were seen:
Zombieland is one of the raddest things that will ever be rad. Being where I’m at actually helped going into this movie, as it was virtually hypeless other than a few friends saying “It’s really good!” I had no idea about it other than that, besides the fact that it had zombies and was a comedy. You didn’t know about the cameo? Hell, I didn’t even know Woody Harrelson was in it. And he easily made the movie.
Where the Wild Things Are was, in the words of the ladyfriend, “sad and empty”. I realize the book wasn’t exactly joyful and full of warm fuzzy feelings, but this was a real downer for a kids’ movie. And nothing really stood out in the movie to make up for that. I suppose the creatures were well done, but they weren’t anything special. Just people in suits with CGI faces, and that’s exactly what it looked like.
UP, well, it’s Pixar. Not Incredibles Pixar, but definitely better than Cars or Finding Nemo Pixar.
There’s more to write, but I’m sleepy and it’s nap time before I go on duty.